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"...online tabloid Talking Cock... remains the paragon of local sub-cultures 
that are otherwise shunned in Parliament House. Thank the Net Gods... "
                                                                                            - FHM,  October 2000

"...like a delicious dirty secret."
                                                                                            - The Straits Times, Friday August 10, 2001

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Site last updated: 20 August 2001

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Please read before entering the site

Talking Cock: A local Singaporean term meaning either to talk nonsense or to engage in idle banter.

TALKINGCOCK.com aims to provide you with news and features that are always tongue-in-cheek, sometimes foot-in-mouth, and most of the time, finger-in-nose.

We wish to emphasize that the following important elements:

  • journalistic integrity,

  • currency and reliability of information,

  • serious analysis and treatment of issues,

  • cutting-edge web-design, and

  • sound e-commerce strategies

are things to be found in other publications and websites.

SOME THINGS TO NOTE:

1. WE MAKE STUFF UP.  We do not engage in rumour, we indulge in humour and fiction.  Do not believe what we write! If you do, you're even more cock than us!

2. WE ARE NOT A POLITICAL SITE. For all the kaypohs and muckrakers out there, we have completely no political agenda whatsoever. Our main aim is to celebrate all the nonsensical parts of Singaporean life.  We make fun of people in every sector, strata and profession in a completely democratic way.  (If you feel that you or people you know have not been made fun of, please let us know so that we can address the oversight.)  Anyway, the good people in Parliament have already deemed us to be a non-political site. So there! 

3. WE USE SOME STRONG LANGUAGE. We have employed in certain parts of this site language which might be upsetting to some and which some consider unsuitable for children. (Even though most kids would not only be manifestly familiar with the language used here, they're probably more comfortable with and adept at using the terms than you.)

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