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READ THE BIG NEWS ABOUT THE NEW TALKINGCOCK.com!
Only a few more days to the launch of our new site!  Watch out for more details!

 


Welcome to our online merchandise store! We give up! Much as we'd like to, we can't maintain this site for much longer without some form of monetary support. So unless one of our rich readers sponsor us, we need to lelong some stuff to keep us going. And here's what we have to offer at the moment:

Amazing TalkingCock tee-shirts, mugs and mousepads 
with the following cock designs:

Official merchandise relating to TalkingCock's first film!

Click here to see the full range


Stuff with TalkingCock's most popular character on it! 
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T-shirts are all high quality Hanes beefy Ts, with sizes from XS to XXXL.  The designs are in full colour, and all tees have front and back prints.
We also have mugs (11 oz. and 15 oz.) and mousepads! 
So what are you waiting for?

Go to: 

eAhLong store                   Lim Peh Store

 

Note:

As we make zero money on this site, and as we all have day jobs, we're selling our merchandise through CafePress.com, the only retailer which enables us to sell online without having to print (and store) hundreds of t-shirts.

This means, however, that sales will be conducted in US dollars, and you'll have to pay shipping costs.  Sorry, hor. We'd really love to sell directly in S'pore, but unless a local merchandise printer/distributor wants to deal with us, we can't afford it. (Contact us at thecock@talkingcock.com if you are interested.)

So until we can sell in S'pore, we'll have to rely on the more well-off amongst you, and all our readers based in the USA and Europe for whom shipping costs are more affordable.  Trust us, the quality is damn worth it. Our margins are also kept low, and proceeds really only go towards paying for site maintenance.

So please: support free speech in Singapore and buy some cock stuff!
If you have any suggestions or questions, please email us at: thecock@talkingcock.com 

If you don't want to buy anything, 
how about making an anonymous donation?
 Tolong leh!

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