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eAhLong.com is TalkingCock.com's first foray into film.

Premiering at the 2001 Singapore International Film Festival, it beat seasoned film-makers to clinch the Special Achievement Award, the only prize given to a local short film this year.

Here's what the international panel of judges and critics had to say about us: 

"A short with clever casting and wry humour.  The film-makers evidently enjoyed making this film. We appreciated that and also how it delivered the last word on dot coms and new economies."

(Cheh-bah! Shy, only!)
We're trying to stream the latest edit on TalkingCock.com as well, 
so watch out for it. 

And now, about the film itself:

TO DREAM BIG, YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE PIG-HEADED

Filmed on a non-existent budget, eAhLong.com is a short movie for which TalkingCock.com the Special Achievement Award at the 2001 Singapore International Film Festival's Short Film competition.

Here are some stills from the film:

AhLongSmoke.jpg (45509 bytes)AhSeng.jpg (44319 bytes)HengHorYee.jpg (64817 bytes)JungleTraining.jpg (64724 bytes)
PigsHead02.jpg (55958 bytes)StarTrek.jpg (65321 bytes)Reporter.jpg (45142 bytes)ProcessServer.jpg (51493 bytes)
Party.jpg (54783 bytes)AhTua.jpg (55499 bytes)PigsHead04.jpg (53409 bytes)FatherSonPig.jpg (58444 bytes)

all images and content are © TalkingCock.com 2001 
and may not be reproduced except with the owner's express authorisation

Plot Synopsis:

Ah Seng has just finished poly and he wants to modernize his father's business: unfortunately, his dad is an illegal loanshark ("ah long"). In true TalkingCock fashion, this is a wry and hilarious look at what happens when the new economy meets a very old-fashioned business model.

The film is based on a famous piece of advice given by Ah Beng in his Dear Ah Beng column. (click to see it) (Rather disturbingly, it's been circulating all round the Net, without attribution.  We will hunt down the nao hiah responsible in order to deliver him certain pertinent porcine parts!)

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TalkingCock.com is moving into new, exciting media.
Parties interested in sponsorship, funding or business development, please write to: thecock@talkingcock.com

 

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