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TOP STORY:
Government To Regulate Taxi
Conversations During Election
by Phoenix Klaw and Kok Kok Kway
The Singapore Parliament has
passed a new Parliamentary Elections (Amendment) Bill to regulate conversations
in taxis during the election period.
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Thanks To Recession, More Pregnant Women Able To Find Seats On MRT
As it was revealed that fewer Singaporeans were
taking train rides due to the recession, the Singapore Pregnancy Assistance
Women's Network (SPAWN) announced that more pregnant women were able to find
seats on their commute.
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PM Launches New Book: 'No Money No Honey'
To accompany his National Day Rally speech, Prime
Minister Goh Chok Tong unveiled a new book listing the country's achievements under his government, which he hopes will send a message
inspiring Singaporeans to overcome the challenges ahead - "No Money No
Honey".
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Johor To Proceed With Own Theme Park
In the wake of denials by Universal Studios that
they were close to any agreement with Johor to set up a theme park, the Johor
state government has announced that they will be proceeding with a theme park of
their own, with uniquely Johorean characteristics.
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MOH Officers To Personally Handle Breast
Screening
Health Minister Lim Hng Kian raised the hackles
of many women last week when he declined to extend Medisave funds to subsidise
breast cancer screenings at an earlier age, instead exhorting women to
"Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening".
However, the Ministry of Health has become aware that the statement might be
perceived as insensitive, and has offered to make amends by taking breast
examinations into their own hands.
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| National Day
Charade 2001!
An irreverent look at Singapore's 36th birthday
celebrations!
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| BUSINESS:
Businessmen Urge Productivity Board's Portal To Be More Productive
The Productivity and Standards Board (PSB) launched its new portal to help Singaporean businesses locate foreign business opportunities, only to find
that many local businessmen want more than just information about potential
business partners.
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| SPORTS:
Singapore To Send Crack Team To Help KL Deal
With SEA Games Prostitutes
Singapore is fielding what is described as a
crack team to help Malaysian authorities deal with an anticipated influx of Thai
prostitutes ahead of next month's South East Asian Games in Kuala Lumpur.
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