(to the tune of Hotel California)
Down Seletar Expressway, cool wind in my
hair
Warm smell from the cookhouse,
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the
distance, I saw a fluorescent light
Nee Soon Medical Centre
I had to stop for
the night
There they stood in the doorway, my OC
And PC as well
I was thinking
to myself
This can't be Heaven, this has to be Hell
And they opened the
tonner, and they showed me the way
There were sergeants down that corridor,
I
thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel BMTC
Such a garang place (such a
garang place),
Such a garang face
Kena confine at the Hotel BMTC
All throughout
the year (all throughout the year),
You can find me here
His mind was certainly
twisted,
He had a sadistic bent
He had a lot of other PTIs he calls "friends"
Going round the parade square
Sweet summer sweat
Route march to remember,
Route
march to forget
So I called up the OO,
I said "Sir, I want to die"
But he
said, "We haven't had a suicide here since 1999."
And still those voices
are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear
them say
Welcome to the Hotel BMTC
FAIBEE-AXE! (FAIBEE-AXE!)
Faibee-axe
Plenty of canteen breaks at BMTC
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Get your alibis
Lizards on the ceiling, houseflies in your eyes
We are all just
prisoners here of the Army's device
And in the Specialists' Chambers, they
gathered for the feast
They stabbed it with their plastic knives
But they just can't cut the beef
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to
find a passage back to the place I was before
"Relac ah, brudder," said the
RP, "until you ORD...
"You can book out anytime you like
But you can
never leave!"
--contributed by Kampung Chicken
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