Singapore To Send Crack Team To Help KL Deal With SEA Games Prostitutes

Singapore is fielding what is described as a crack team to help Malaysian authorities deal with an anticipated influx of Thai prostitutes ahead of next month's South East Asian Games in Kuala Lumpur.

A senior Malaysian immigration official apparently told The Nation newspaper that Malaysia was afraid visitors to Kuala Lumpur would get the wrong impression if the city was packed with sex workers during the Sept 8-17 Games.

Malaysia has already sought the help of the Thai authorities in stemming the flow, but it is perceived as insufficient.  Somehow, many Thai prostitutes continue to evade immigration checks and enter Malaysia.

"This is where Singapore comes in, " said Police Colonel Mohd Jangan bin Pelacuran. "Because hookers are drawn to rich fat cats like moths to a flame, our Singaporean counterparts will help us by detecting and catching them within Malaysia."

"Yes," said Assistant Superintendent Khee Liap Kway, of Bedok Division. "We have to go undercover, literally sometimes, to apprehend these women."

Staff Sergeant Chee Pao Niu agreed, saying, "It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do them. It, I mean it. Please don't tell my wife."

The KL Police also wish to prosecute those who are caught engaged in sexual acts with the prostitutes. "We wish to charge them with - what else? Illegal entry."

However, some prostitutes see this as unfair persecution of a group of professionals who are providing a much needed service to the sports community.  Said Miss Bonkalonglong Plentiporn, 25, "All these sportsmen need professional massage for their aches and pains.  We're extremely qualified to assist, because besides providing muscle relief, we can also carry their balls."

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