YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE COCK TO WORK HERE, BUT IT HELPS!

BIG COCK, Editor in Chief and Publisher
A Singaporean finding himself in America, Big Cock practised for several years in a supposedly prestigious but ultimately evil (evil!) profession. Lamenting the absence of satirical humour publications in Singapore, Big Cock vowed to abandon a lucrative but evil (evil!) career and devote his life to providing the spiritual laxative for his fellow countrymen.  (Hey, it's a shitty job, but somebody's got to do it.) Adhering to the Singaporean principle of "cheap and good", he decided it had to start with a web site.  Friends and family think he's mad.  And he just may be.

THE HEN OF GOD, Chief Eggsecutive Officer
Oh, bow ye heathens before the Chief Eggsecutive Officer of TalkingCock.com, the exalted Hen of God. Yea, verily, she doth wish to reveal that she doth be a student at a tua kee university. She belongeth to a kind (kind!) but underpaid (underpaid!) profession, albeit with much influence over the minds of young people. And lo! She doth lament the increasing materiality and humourlessness of we, the citizens of Singaporrah and fervently prayeth that we doth eat more fibre. Or failing that, visiteth TalkingCock.com more regularly. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, thou knowest not cockdom till thou hast been touched by the Hen of God.

LAU CHEOW Chief Take-Loh-Ti Officer
All you need to know about Lau Cheow is that he's damn tuah kee and thinks that nobody should ever be too lau to talk cock. 

COQ AU VIN Writer at Large
Most of us at TalkingCock.com think that Coq Au Vin is the most "dao" amongst us because the nao hiah went to choose a French name.  But he protests, saying that the French pronounciation ("Cock Aw Van") describes him the best, as he drives a black pickup. (An "aw van", geddit?)  Wah lau eh.

COCKANADEN Writer at Medium
Naden, as he is popularly known around these parts, used to write for TV. Until he acquired a conscience and decided that his calling is to talk cock.

K.K. CHEOW, Writer-in-residence
A man of many professions - all of them cock - he has decided at last to give in to the Cock Side.

CONTRIBUTORS:

Our contributors include award-winning writers, cartoonists, journalists and other wu liao people who wish to devote part of their time to irrigating the colon of our former British colony.  TalkingCock.com offers them a unique platform where, under poultry-related pseudonyms, they can write stuff that would not normally see print.  As well as free eggs.

Our contributors perform an extremely valuable task, and their talents are appreciated by all of us here at the Coop. We shall be introducing them over the course of the next few updates.